First time author, A.C. Autry, spontaneously combusted in
her home office on September 2, 2014. As with most cases of spontaneous combustion,
the only remains found of Autry were one small globule on her office chair strategically
placed beside a copy of her novel. Authorities are investigating the incident
and remain optimistic that they will be able to solve the current mystery.
“It’s really not all that uncommon in these young and
independent artists. All it really takes is for someone to acknowledge their
work, or worse yet, compliment it, and up they go in a glob of smoke,” said
Detective Ezekiel Brindle, of the local law enforcement. “We’re now just
working backwards, trying to find the key to the puzzle that instigated the
unfortunate event.”
Autry is relatively new to the literary scene, having
published her debut novel, Ransom of the Healer, in November of 2013. It is said to be book one of The Ransom
Series. Whether or not the series will reach a conclusion remains to be seen.
The second book in the series, Rise of
the Seer, was found on Autry’s laptop in a state of disarray and somehow
correlated to a series of multicolored sticky notes. Local authorities are
still trying to decipher her system of writing, but have been unable to do so thus
far. “She’s just got boards with names and titles all over the room. Here and
there you find a notebook or scrap of paper with a scene written on it. I’m not
sure how anyone could ever piece this thing together,” Brindle offered.
Autry wrote supernatural fiction and had created a world
where people possess extraordinary talents and abilities. Perhaps she simply
drew closer to the world she created than one can safely attempt. Not all hope
is lost, however, as local pathologist, Zoe Blithe, informed the minuscule group of
mourners gathered outside a small bookstore in Autry’s hometown. Unfortunately,
the owner of the shop had never heard of Autry and chased the group from the
premises with several large leather-bound copies of traditionally published
works. “They’re doing remarkable things with globule research these days,” Blithe
told the group as they nursed paper cuts as well as broken hearts. “The essence
of A.C. is still very much contained within the globule. I wouldn't be
surprised at all if they had already grown a new A.C. Autry by sometime next month.”
It’s said all 14 people who have read Ransom of the Healer have taken a collection to raise the necessary
funds to unglobulate their beloved author. Inquiries for donations can be sent
via message to Autry’s Facebook page. Brindle cautioned well-wishers from
leaving too many positive posts on the page. “We found a mention to her being
involved in a book club. That might be the key component for the combustion. If
she does recover from this, too many kind comments might just make it occur again. We don’t want to see that happen.”
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