“Write a paragraph
where a character apologizes without using the words ‘apologize’, ‘regret’, or
‘sorry’.”
Dearest Emily,
A cloud of discontent has settled upon our relationship and
I understand that I am the one to shoulder this blame. I recognize that I have
hurt you and I desperately wish that I could go back in time and put a filter
over my mouth. Please understand that this mistake will never happen again and
I will do all that I can to make this up to you. When I said, “You snore like a
banshee,” what I meant to say was,
“Baby, you’re so talented. I’ve never met another person who could sing through
their nose while they slept. And to be able to sustain that intriguing melody all throughout the night is nothing less
than a sign of greatness.” Truly, I bow to your genius and can’t wait to spend
the rest of my life listening to your nightly nasal serenade. Do you take
requests?
All my love,
Bill
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