Writing Prompt #3 and "The Week That Ate My Lunch"

Yowzah. That's all I can say about this week. Influenza B has invaded our home and it's taken down two of my people. Writing and social media have taken a backseat to supply runs, doting, and rest. Life is gloriously messy sometimes.

I haven't written my prompts this week, so I grabbed one from a few weeks back. It's short and applicable.

“If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?”

Caution: Stay back 200 feet. Stay back 300 feet before meals are consumed.

And now for no other reason other than the fact that this made me happy, enjoy this unrelated photo:

Now it's your turn. What would your warning label say?